so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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