I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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