There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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