His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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