Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
