My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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