Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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