You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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