god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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