If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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