pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Randomize
