So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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