Me too!
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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