Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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