so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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