why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
