good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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