Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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