Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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