girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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