i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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