no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My liver just had a heart attack.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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