Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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