thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
My balls are so social today.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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