Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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