By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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