Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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