I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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