Do vagina's smell?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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