I need help removing her.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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