i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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