woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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