What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
God, I missed his penis.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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