I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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