He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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