Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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