i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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