More tranny stories later!
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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