well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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