What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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