Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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