Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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