I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
