i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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