shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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