i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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