there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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