Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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