She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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