I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Screwed.edu
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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