I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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