**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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