Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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