If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
