No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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